User Profile

About a girl...
Name: Jennifer
Sex: Female
Location: Nevada
Birthday: 9/10
Zodiac: Virgo
Chinese Zodiac: Rat
Lucky Number: 27
Siblings: Younger brother Kevin
Religion: Agnostic
Political Affiliation: Libertarian
Major: English Lit
Mode of Transport: Mountain bike
Favorite Color: Blue (but I'm also currently loving pink)
Favorite Food: Cold cereal
Favorite Drink: Milk
Favorite Book: Pride & Prejudice, Jane Austen
Favorite Movie: 12 Angry Men (1957)
Favorite TV Show: Cold Case
Favorite Character: Maggie Simpson, The Simpsons
Favorite OTP: Jason and Elizabeth, General Hospital
Favorite Actor: Paul Newman
Favorite Actress: Nicole Kidman
Favorite Singer: Faith Hill
Favorite Band: The Eagles
Favorite Song: For My Wedding, Don Henley
Favorite Magazine: Entertainment Weekly
Favorite Writer: Rick Reilly
Favorite Sports Team: Oakland Raiders
Favorite Video Game: Grand Theft Auto Series
Collects: Barbies
Can: Flip quarters off my elbow and catch them
Can't: Whistle
Weapon of Choice: Pimp Cane
Goddess: Faith Hill
Hero: My cousin Nolan

Meet...




Tags...
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books, daily life, entertainment, film, lust, music, quizzes, quotes, simpsons, surveys, television, and wolfpack

My hump buddies are...
Anderson Cooper (serious news sexy), Mike Dirnt (quiet bassist sexy), Topher Grace (skinny actor sexy), Viggo Mortensen (manly actor sexy), Jon Stewart (funny news sexy)

Some great quotes (that aren't mine) that sum up some of my philosophies...
* Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer. Swab one down, run it through CODIS, ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall.
* Life's a bitch. That's why they're called obituaries.
* We've gone through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together.
* I refuse to learn a language that doesn't have a word for "beer nut."
* People make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers.
* If Tony Bennett can remake himself and be more popular than ever - even with his old man smell and Greg Brady hair - then so can we!
* Happiness isn't good enough for me. I demand euphoria!
* I didn't climb to the top of the fucking food chain to eat carrots.
* You suck-diddly-uck.
* Oh, look! My ride's here and it's a huff. I think I'll leave in it!
* People who live in glass houses should wear clothes.
* It may have zippity to do with do da.
* We're gonna do what Luke Skywalker was too afraid to do - use the dark side to our advantage.
* Mmm...forbidden donut...
* Google it if ye doubt the claim.
* James Bond never had to deal with this kind of shit.
* I say we torture them with plenty of pointless rules and advice.
* This is indeed a disturbing universe.
* Nothing's for sure. That's the only thing I'm sure of.
* I am not going to be your monkey.
* The world is no longer a romantic place. Some of its people still are, however, and therein lies the promise. Don't let the world win.

I'm dependent on...
Google
Internet Movie Database
Wikipedia
Spark Notes
Photobucket
Amazon
Dictionary
Lissa Explains It All

For fun...
Barbie
Bored?
Games
Mmm...Boys
Mmm...Forbidden Donut
Movie Trailers
Mythology

...Liason sites...

Beatus Inscitia Blue Haze The Canvas --- Message Board Corner Pocket Crimson Glass Dangerously In Love Fanfiction Whores Gaol, Dilseachd, Cairdeas I'll See You Later Incompiuto JewelTones

JRK Fan Fiction Liason Captured --- Part 2 Liason Underground No Bailing The Past & The Pending A Perfect Fit Remember When Scribes And Scribblers Solo Ensemble Something Real Sweet Charades

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Credit...
* My LJ title is taken from Sally's letter in A Charlie Brown Christmas.
* Syndarys for the LJ tutorial.
* crackified for the free account user's mood theme code.
* Images hosted at Photobucket.
* Layout 6 features General Hospital's Jason and Elizabeth. The banner was made by SanguineApple over at The Canvas Message Board.
* Faith Hill mood theme was made by me and for me. It's not to be used by anyone else for any reason. Sorry if it sounds selfish but there are several, more talented people on LJ who make mood themes to share. I'm not one of them.

JSM layouts...
November 2005 featuring Jon Stewart.
December 2005 featuring Christmastime Snoopy.
January 1-13 2006 featuring The Company.
January 14-30 2006 featuring Nicole Kidman as Ada Monroe.
January 31-March 7 2006 featuring Matthew Macfadyen as Mr. Darcy.
March 8-April 5 2006 featuring David Strathairn as Edward R. Murrow
April 6-June 5 2006 featuring Heath Ledger as Ennis Del Mar and Jake Gyllenhaal as Jack Twist
June 6-August 19 2006 featuring Delphine Barbie
August 20 - ? featuring Steve Burton as Jason Morgan and Rebecca Herbst as Elizabeth Webber

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